Quote Jokes

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Charm Jokes More Charm Jokes

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

How does a fallopian tube take its eggs?

Ovaries Z)

Mr. T Jokes More Mr. T Jokes

What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

Rainy Day Jokes More Rainy Day Jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day?

A wet one.

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.