Because he doesn't carry any matches!
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Superman's powers are all natural .
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
Ref: The rest of the match !
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
He was trying to save Krypton
In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.
It wanted to get off its ash.
Roast Moosmallows!
Because XD
Gladiator.
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
They're a-Brew'in!
He puts down the three and carries the one.
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