Roman Reign Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

Reign Jokes More Reign Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.