Scooby Doo Jokes

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

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Who is Scooby-Doo's evil twin?

A: Scooby-Don't.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Why did the dog go to the funeral?

Because he was a paw bearer.

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

What did Fred from 'Scooby Doo' say when Mystery Inc. finally found a mystery that was too scary for them to solve?

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Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What do you call one black on the moon?

Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo