Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You jacket.
He's looking over his shoulder
Dan Quayle wrote this joke.
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
Bait.
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
A criminal mastermind ...
Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.
Underwear Replenishment
Luters
A: Luters.
With a skynet
He knows a little ham goes a long way.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
He saw the phone bill.
