Activates its shelf destruct sequence. I'll see myself out...
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One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You jacket.
The way they enter your house.
A condescending con descending.
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.
Lets go play on our bikes.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
Chernobyl fallout
Puts on another coat.
So he can fit on a spaceship.
He’s only got little legs.
They have nerves of steal.
Because it didn't have the nerves.
