Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

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Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Whats the difference between news of the US elections and Madeleine McCann?

News of the elections is getting old.