Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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Synonym rolls.

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Surreal.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan

Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone?

because there was no jack.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What's worse than 16 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to 16 trees.

What has 16 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

A sleepover at Michael Jacksons house

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.