Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.
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A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
A golden receiver!
A hot dog.
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
In a KFC bucket.
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A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
The Colossus of Scrotes.
A rack of lamb
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.
guy who invented ketchup packets
Pay him for the pizza.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
