Dunk Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

You might also enjoy:

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What's a swear word?

Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Jersey Jokes More Jersey Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Dog Meow Jokes More Dog Meow Jokes

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.