One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
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Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
a girl from Jersey.
Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Because they have nein lives.
Open a can
Well, that was an unexpected twist!
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.
Shi'a LaBeouf
Islams it.
In a bucket.
A) Hailing taxis!
One has a job.
Throw the guy out of the house.
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
Holy Guacamole
A bear-icade
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
