4 Mexicans Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

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They only had 4 cars.

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He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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They only had 2 vans

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

reasons unknown

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?

Gravi-tea !