Bobby Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ?

Bobby-n up and down like this !

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What is your favorite one to two line joke?

Keep em coming boys and gals. This is making my 15 car ride way better!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.