Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

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Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

How did the townspeople react when the mayor presented them with a cost efficient, vegan protein source?

They chia'd.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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Why was Cleopatra angry?

She was on her pyramid. Stolen from Whose Line Is It Anyway.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

What did Chris Brown's dad say to him after the Rihanna incident?

Son, it's better to knock her out than to knock her up!"