Tesla Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

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What made Tesla successful ?

Its musk

What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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What's life like in the year 3000?

It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

Marvel Jokes More Marvel Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Who makes the music for the Marvel movies?

The Avengers Ensemble.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD?

Send them to a concentration camp!

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

Dc Jokes More Dc Jokes

Why did Aquaman join the DC universe instead of Marvel?

Because he was hydra-phobic.

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit?

Leddit go

Edison Jokes More Edison Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla Car?

Edison.

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison