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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

Journey Jokes More Journey Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.