American Colonist Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

King George Jokes More King George Jokes

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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Why were George and Lennie sad?

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Revolt Jokes More Revolt Jokes

What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

What should you wear when drinking tea?

A tea-shirt.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother