American History Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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How much steel can a dank meme melt if a dank meme melts steel beams?

9/11 beams

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

European Jokes More European Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What 8 letter phrase means a healthy scratch?

Tim Tebow

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

American Jokes More American Jokes

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.