American History Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history?

American Snipper

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

European Jokes More European Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget...."