Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"

Where r my legal briefs?

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Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Where'd you get that black eye?

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Why are some jokes so funny?

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

What's an argument in the Middle East but a compliment in the U.S.A?

You da bomb" "No, you da bomb!"