Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don't want to have to retrain them.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

Why is Flint MI famous for it's sandwiches?

They have the highest Pb : jelly ratio in the midwest!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*