Club Sandwich Jokes

What's a caveman's favorite lunchtime meal?

A club sandwich.

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What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

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Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast

Deli Jokes More Deli Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Baby Seal Jokes More Baby Seal Jokes

What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?

They both get clubbed by Norwegians...

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave