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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

He stole her blanket.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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