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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

G,Esus.

Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

a fungimentalist

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this ! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

What is the fakest part of Skyrim?

The fact that red guards can swim.

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.