Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Catastrophe Jokes More Catastrophe Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Tavern Jokes More Tavern Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!