Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How do Russians watch online movies?

Nyetflix!

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Why did the house go to the doctor?

It was having window panes.