Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
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Mourning
A KKK-Cup!
You don't want to look down.
Because they lactose.
They both want to crack open a cold one.
because he doesn't want to be spotted
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
You're sure to get a little head
Because he couldn't throw away the evidence
Because they're full of spirits.
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
Sir, this is a liquor store."
