Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It had a plane to catch.
Because he was a slice of bread
Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
A good start.
They both have problems finding x.
The Nintendo Wii-Tard
A shootout.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
There goes my hero"
There goes my gyro
You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."
Because they work.
7-Eleven on the dot.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Rubbit Rubbit
coup coup"
Women should be first.
Because Jack was bean stalked
A woman in her place...
She was all dressed up with no place to go!