Plane Jokes

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why were the people in the twin towers mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Plane Bagel Jokes More Plane Bagel Jokes

What do you call a flying bagel?

A plane bagel.

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

Console Jokes More Console Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Boeing Jokes More Boeing Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What is the national bird of Afghanistan?

The Boeing 757

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

Jfk Jr Jokes More Jfk Jr Jokes

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.