Rabbit Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Recede Hareline Jokes More Recede Hareline Jokes

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do cheese and cancer have in common?

Americans put it everywhere!

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Ribbit Jokes More Ribbit Jokes

What do you call an angry witch?

Ribbit.

What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jeans does mario wear?

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

moo-dicinal

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Hare Jokes More Hare Jokes

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Eagle Jokes More Eagle Jokes

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray