Rabbit Jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits?

Wheelburrows!

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper ?

Warren !

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny