Sean Murray Jokes

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

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What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

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Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What is Sean Murray's favorite song ?

The sound of silence

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What's the best campsite in the world?

Auschwitz, received well over three million starts

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

Ea Jokes More Ea Jokes

What do you call a Battlefront without EA?

Bttlfront

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!