The first herd shot round the world!
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He had an itchy Tigger finger
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
Because he always shoots the black one first.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
He was resisting a rest
A Tupac...
Oh shoot, I forgot...
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
One's Cupid stunts...
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
Somebody shot her.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Sir, that's Ann Coulter..."
A trifle.
with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.
My zipper.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
The Thai fighter
a small loan of a million dollars"
