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What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack?

A Tupac...

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Shootingher Lover Jokes More Shootingher Lover Jokes

Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Cupid Stunt Jokes More Cupid Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks?

One's Cupid stunts...

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why are people in silicon valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the I'll let myself out..

What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

How do you make a small fortune out of horses?

Start off with a large fortune!

Ur Wife Jokes More Ur Wife Jokes

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Arrow Jokes More Arrow Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

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