Snow Storm Jokes

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

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What do you call a CIA agent that nobody cares about?

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Snowed-in

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

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How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

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How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike?

They're both black smiths

How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning?

Look for Fresh Prince

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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What did the velociraptor say after his workout?

I'm a little dino-sore.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

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What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

Why was the storm trooper such a good dad?

He could never hit his kids.