Spell Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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Why did reddit's admins go back to school?

because they can't spell "read it".

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

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How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do computer programmers confuse Christmas with Halloween?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why is 2 dimensional soda not popular?

Because it's always flat.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Warlock Jokes More Warlock Jokes

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.