An air mattress.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
The pancakes was flattered.
His friends egged him on
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
Nothing, they might hear you
We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.
You keep hearing about em but you never see em
Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...
It didn't have a stable relationship.
Nothing, horses can not speak.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
You can un-screw a lightbulb.
A raging Boehner.
They are four ways you can lose your house!
