An air mattress.
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Coffee Mug
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Standing on his head!
He heard they were having upside-down cake!
A: They have to pull their own pants down.
A. Artificial intelligence.
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
A suuh dude!
A positive pregnancy test.
Organized crime!
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
They have no idea where home is.
No home oh
Crepetomaniac
The pancakes was flattered.