Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Eu Jokes More Eu Jokes

What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Fast Food Restaurant Jokes More Fast Food Restaurant Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.