Baseball Game Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Abel Jokes More Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

Whiskey Jokes More Whiskey Jokes

How did the bottle of whiskey laugh?

wryly.

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.