American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common?

They're both invisible.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What's the difference between an Hawaiin and a Muslim ?

One always offer a snack bar after saying hello

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Why do Americans drink their tea cold?

Because it takes too long to boil Boston Harbor.

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.