American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.
Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."
Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!
When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.
A corpse.
They're both invisible.
He heard the film had dogfighting scenes
None, they just beat the room for being black
He couldn't handle the repercussions.
He was mugged.
If you burn it you get stoned
The drunk driver runs the stop sign. The stoned driver waits for it to turn green.
