American women get stoned before they commit adultery..
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An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.
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They never show a prophet.
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
He Apollo-gized.
Start shouting Jehovah.
Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned
An old glory hole.
They always shoot the black
Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
Fabric softener.
Handicappn.
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
