Detonate Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

so they can reuse the phone after the explosion

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."