Abel Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ?

Abel to see you ha ha!

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

Baseball Game Jokes More Baseball Game Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?

4 the home team