Batman Jokes

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?

Flatman and Ribbon !

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What type of movies can't batman see?

Parental Guidance.

What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him?

Gotham

Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What does Batman do with all his spare money?

He makes it wayne

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

What's Batman's favorite dessert?

Just ice cream

What is Batman's favorite sport?

Baseball.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.

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Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What's a redneck's last words?

Hey, Watch This!

What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

WATCH THIS !

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What's the difference between Black man, and Batman?

Batman can go in a convenience store without Robbin.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man?

Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies