Cagey Jokes

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Ape Jokes More Ape Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!