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What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

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What sounds like a frog but keeps me up all night?

reddit

What sound does a fratboy make when he hits the water?

DOUCHE

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What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What's the heaviest soup in Asia?

Wonton soup!

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What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food?

a weeafood

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

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What's better than a pair of Emerency Medical Technicians?

A paramedic(s)!

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."