Crick Jokes

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What sound does a Japanese camera make?

Crick"

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With a pair of Caesars.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Wow, this blew up!

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Whats the most dyslectic part of Asia?

Croatia!

What's the best way to ensure that Asia's senior citizens' pension programs are financially sound?

Sufficient amount of youth in Asia.

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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Why are even the best forensic teams unable to catch hillbilly criminals?

Because they all share the same DNA and there are no dental records.

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.