They can't say no.
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Because its not a cheetah.
She won't swallow.
The Swallow.
A Hearthstoner
A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.
French Toast.
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
GuacaMOLE
The part he dips in Olive Oyl.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Too many cheetahs.
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
One of them is a big puss
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
Because his arms were blown off.
Reddit
Because he tasted funny!