They can't say no.
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Because its not a cheetah.
Too many cheetahs.
There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Reality
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.
My girlfriend knows about my wife.
He lost interest.
He just wanted the inside scoop.
Microchips
You would rise and shine.
Fermenting yeast!
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
They both wear stripes !
Brushing your teeth!
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
