There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Youre always meeting new people.
He was way too autistic for his own good.
The cut up peaness.
You can drop her off wherever.
One wise guy answered 'Going home!'
You don't understand it until you're older!
The climax.
Have a good one, son."
They are their own birth control
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
He is a good breast-stroker.
I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
Vet: I have good news and bad news..
Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
A: Anything you want. He can't hear you.
He knows where all the bad girls live
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
Straight, No Chaser.
For me, it's about three fifths.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
Because they keep planting evidence.
They're good at planting evidence.
