Group Jokes

Why do groups of birds always seem so shady?

cuz they're always flockin' around

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What do you call a group of students?

A school.

What do you call a group of squid?

A squad

What do you call a group of elephants?

A pack o'derms

What do you call a group of Lexus cars?

A fortune!

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

What is the name for a group of Bankers?

A WUNCH.

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

What do you call a group that keeps getting bigger?

A crew.

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

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What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What do you call a group of Mexican racists?

The Que Que Que!

What do you call a group of famous people?

Constellation.

What do you call a group of black criminals?

A "protest" apparently.

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

What do you call a group of elderly virgins?

Dried Cherries

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What has one "n", two "g"s, an "i", "e", and an "r" and you can only say this word when you belong to this group?

ginger

What do you call a group of squids?

a *squad*

Why do white girls only travel in groups of 3, 5, and 7?

Because they literally can't even.

What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?

A melancolony

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What do you call a group of Combi's?

A Combi nation!

What do you call a group of people from Idaho?

Deydahoes.

What do you call a group of euphorics?

A fedoration.

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team?

One is a group of cunning runts...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by a group of black guys?

Coach.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...

What do you call a group of dead geologists?

Mineral Spirits

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What do you call a group of armpit farters?

A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

What's the difference between extremist and /r/thedonald?

At least one group can grow a beard.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

What do you call a group of zombies watching The Sixth Sense while on a cruise?

High Seas Dead People

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

What do you call a group of undead police officers?

Zombie Acopalypse

What do you call a group of nit picky redditors?

A headache.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

What is a group of endermen called?

A basketball team

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three?

Because they can't even

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What do you call a group of hoes in a bathroom?

r/showerthoughts

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What do you call a group of people who hate Mexicans?

Que Que Que

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What a group of musical chemists called?

Butane Clan

What do you call a group of Rhode Islanders?

A traffic accident.

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What do you call a group of 8 rabbits?

A) Rabbyte!

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox ?

They fixed it because their the fawns

Why do white girls travel in groups of 3?

Because they can't even

What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping?

Brocery shopping

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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They were ravin' with Raven.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

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A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

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Same reason children don't attack their parents...

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One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

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