Gta Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even

Why did the cop climb the tree?

He worked for a special branch.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

Scold Jokes More Scold Jokes

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How badly?

ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.