Gta Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

Why didn't The Cold War happen?

Russia kept Stalin it

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.