She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
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When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.
Where my knickers at "
Brexit
A bad gambler
By the vote of the Erectional College...
Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Fo' drizzle. :)
Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
At tooth hurty.
When it goes cheep!
We threw it in the harbor." Merica.
You planet
Because she was trans-parent.
Both are covered in oil, huge, and been invaded by the West.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.