Phone Box Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do Ethiopian parents celebrate their child's first birthday?

By putting flowers on its grave.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

A: Tear gas.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.