Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the Feds?

A small medium at large.

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

Warrant Jokes More Warrant Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson