Psychic Midget Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Psychic Midget who escaped from prison?

Framed.

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Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What do you call people migrating to Sweden?

Artificial Swedeners.

Fed Jokes More Fed Jokes

Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why do pens get sent to prison ?

To do long sentences !

Small Medium Large Jokes More Small Medium Large Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail?

A Small Medium at Large