A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
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Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
One is weasily recognised and the other is stoatally different
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Because he had flippers!
queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
Iran!
A Star-Spangled Banner.
You mootilate it.
to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.
Well-Armed
Octopied
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
A dead baby.
They're both annoying and want your money.
