Sequel Jokes

Why was Kaiser Wilhelm II such a weak ruler?

The sequels are never as good as the originals.

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

What do you call the sequel to Straight Outta Compton about Dr Dre and Snoop Dogg?

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Squeal Jokes More Squeal Jokes

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How much do the potatoes cost?

How much do the potatoes cost " - "2.50" - "And the bag" - "The bag is free" - "Ok, give me the bag"

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000?

104

What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!