Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

You might also enjoy:

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)