Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

What sort file do you you need to turn a 1.5 inch hole into a 4.5 inch one?

A pedo-file.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Dalai Lama Jokes More Dalai Lama Jokes

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.

What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"