Hotdog Stand Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

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What did the Dalai Lama say at the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything

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What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

he relished it

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

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Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the guy in the kebab shop?

Make me one with everything."

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

an asymp-tote*

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.