Pizza Jokes

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

You might also enjoy:

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

Volume Jokes More Volume Jokes

How Am I Doing?

I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?

Anything it wants!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why was the black person sad?

Police Brutality

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.