Professional Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

Novak Jokes More Novak Jokes

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out?

Novak Chokeovic

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What's the difference between politics and professional wrestling?

In professional wrestling they know what they are doing.

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.