Professional Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

35 Jokes More 35 Jokes

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What does a man of 35 think of?

Dating children.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

How do you tie two half ducks together?

with ducktape!!

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer