Professional Jokes

How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

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How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

What did Chewy say after episode VII?

I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates, pirates ?

CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

Politic Jokes More Politic Jokes

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.