Redditor Jokes

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do Redditors always get confused by?

Seven.

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Tldr Jokes More Tldr Jokes

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?

A. "Thanks for the refill!"

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Whack Jokes More Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver?

The home golfer goes WHACK! "Oh no!" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

Youtube Jokes More Youtube Jokes

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

What's the difference between YouTube and Redtube?

My YouTube experience lasts longer than 10 seconds.

Gif Jokes More Gif Jokes

What do you say when your GIF doesn't work?

You get the picture.

What do redditors give one another on Christmas?

Gifs.

Rjoke Redditor Jokes More Rjoke Redditor Jokes

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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