A brief case.
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because he didn't know Mandarin
The German knows when he's not speaking English.
Jim shorts.
A short one with no punchline
It doesn't need cleaning
Because his wife needs him.
He had served his sentence.
They're both short essays.
I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
His medical license was doctored.
Because she was illegal.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Because all they serve is cold turkey.
They're snowed-en!
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
