It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Because there was a kellogg in the toilet
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
To boldly go where no man has been before !
Because he was a slave to the cistern!
Porcel Lane.
In his diarrhea.
Poop cuber
It was a No. 2.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
That thing hurts!
I need to goku the toilet
Autobots, roll up!
Posthumous Prime
The story grows on you.
Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.
M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
In the way!
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Urinate
Urine trouble, mate!"
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.
Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl
Old
CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."