Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Breast Cancer Jokes More Breast Cancer Jokes

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive?

A nissan

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What's the difference between a race car and a woman?

One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "