Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

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What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

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What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

How many redditors commenting on a given post does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What do you call a black person from Niger?

A Nigerian, you racist

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)