Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What do you call a group of guys grocery shopping?

Brocery shopping

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank

How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?

Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

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Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.